Disney Douche

Via DB1, a vomitastic pop song that sounds like the Disney Channel but with lyrics by Vinny and Paulie, written in their garage before heading down to the Shore. Check out dem tans!

Also, if you're going to be in a third-rate boy band, fine. But at least dance sufficiently well that you don't need Battlestar Galactica-esque tight camera swoops to make your moves seem competent.